Thursday, April 19, 2012

"Some edited out guild" e-girl search

I would like to announce that Guild XXX has stopped raiding progressively and is currently looking for easy going and fun girls to come on vent and chat or stickam with us.

Due to school, and various other life circumstances a bunch of us have found ourselves dealing with insomnia and hang out playing games, venting, and stickaming a lot of late nights. We are exceptionally good looking for gamers and above average for normal people. We are interesting, extremely easy going, and are looking to lessen the testosterone and meet some new and fun people.

As perks of joining the guild, you would be treated as a raider. The approved applicants (girls only) would be geared out through Heroic ICC and Ruby Sanctum runs with our mains and/or alts, and given access to our absolutely loaded guild bank. Your ability to play this game will in no way help or hinder your application, and as such we prefer you bring a dps class/spec

Please send an ingame mail with an email address, facebook, IM contact, or link to your photo to XXX or YYY (my alt)...both on Server XXX. Your application will largely be based on appearance, although in the past we have accepted girls purely based on personality (Kevlar) ...so if your chill we'd love to see you apply.

Unfortunately, we are unable to provide stickam photos to the entire forum community as most of the photos have some degree of crossdressing or nudity in them. If your application is approved and you would like to see photos of myself or others they can be provided to you personally.

So please, all egirls do not miss this fantastic opportunity to get your full best in slot gear before cata, hang out with some great people (lots of girls in guild already), and just kill some late nights during the upcoming school semester.

Look forwards to your applications girls,

XXX of guild YYY|||I edited out the contact details.

This is so hillarious, i couldnt let it go to waste. SO i am not deleting it. Let's see if the OP ever comes back.|||Yo dont be negative please. Im not asking for anything from anyone. We are just up late a lot of nights (girls are up with us too) but there is a lot of testosterone floating around and we'd just like some interesting girls to come on too. We have friends, we are normal and social, but my friends are at my house at 1 am in the morning most nights. Just wanna meet some new people, so please dont put a negative spin on this. If they need the gear, we can help with that. Dont confuse it for anything else as trying to meet new people and keep this game interesting as this game winds down.



Ok i edited out your Contact details again, post them again and i ban you. Twoflower|||I have to be honest here... really honest....

If I ever spot an opposing faction player with the name Justinbieber or any variant...it's an insta gank and corpse camp all the way across the zone.

I see red.

Red means dead.
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...but there is a lot of testosterone floating around...




With a character name like Justinbi�ber I very much doubt it...|||lol this name is just for jokes...come on dont hate for that....|||Quote:








With a character name like Justinbi�ber I very much doubt it...




You just won the thread!|||Quote:








my friends are at my house at 1 am in the morning most nights.




Oh, 1 am in the MORNING . . . Good luck to you, but I don't see that working. 1 am in the afternoon or evening maybe, but not 1 am in the morning.|||lol, this is soooooooooo the guild I�ve been looking for!!

Can you boost me in Arena also, if I send you 'exceptionally good looking for gamers' my bra


|||Wow ... just ... wow. This had better be a joke.

You realize that any real gamer girl worth her salt is going to find such a pitch anywhere from patronizing to just too desperate for words?

...Ren

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